There's a bathroom in need of some grout
Said the man of the house with a shout
So the woman stepped in
Before plucking her chin
So now there's no reason to pout.

Turk-a-riffic!!

So we ate all the turkey and tators
Washed all the dishes and platers
and now in a daze
a pie stupor glaze
Till we cook it again yet much laters.

There once was a mom named of joy
Who had these great kids one's a boy
She left her wee lass
In Madtown for class
So now she just has chips ahoy.

Foxy business

There is this guy name of Glenn Beck
To watch hims a pain in the neck
He sputters and spews
It ain't quite the news
leaves me shakin my head, what the heck!

MOFO PLUS LOANS

Plus loans are supposed to be easy
Not bring you right down to your kneesy
A minute itty blip
should not make them flip
But now they have made me quite queasy.

nerdorama

I like to believe I am cheeky
That no thing on me's hide n seeky
But sadly I goes
To scifi for shows
Proving that this here girl is just geeky

Inappropriate

There once was this man named of Clinton
Who's charitable efforts weren't knittin'
he freed two write girls
but my mind does twirls
About lecherous thoughts, I'm just hintin'

Ignorant Tea

There is this here group that will claim
That if you're not them you are lame
they say they are right
yet left has more sight
Their behaviour oh my its a shame!

Acid reflux

There once was a woman quite sturdy
Who seemed indestructibly nerdy
logic and sense
no to the fence
Brought down by her bout with the g.e.r.d.-y.

Its crazy sometimes when you think
The stuff that the employees drink
free is so nice
sates such a vice
But it makes you not be in the pink.

Football

There once was a game way up there
Some folks that I knew did prepare
to have a good time
hence why the rhyme
That she stays down here in despair.

Financial craptitude

She once worked a study so horrid
Her face it was red it was florid
But she persevered
Even if it was weird
Now her hatred of it is quite torrid.

Working day blues

There once was a place in the midwest
A cause of some aches in my poor chest
It did pay the rent
However I vent
Cause I just cannot stop in my protest.

Guilt

She worked for a company thats fair
They liked it when she was right there
it made her feel guilt
when life threw her a tilt
making her to compute out her lair

Mom Jeans

Oh why do we obssess on Obama
words pics and links plus a comma
its ridiculous to some
that we look at his bum
and liken his jeans to his mama