Its crazy sometimes when you think
The stuff that the employees drink
free is so nice
sates such a vice
But it makes you not be in the pink.

Football

There once was a game way up there
Some folks that I knew did prepare
to have a good time
hence why the rhyme
That she stays down here in despair.

Financial craptitude

She once worked a study so horrid
Her face it was red it was florid
But she persevered
Even if it was weird
Now her hatred of it is quite torrid.

Working day blues

There once was a place in the midwest
A cause of some aches in my poor chest
It did pay the rent
However I vent
Cause I just cannot stop in my protest.

Guilt

She worked for a company thats fair
They liked it when she was right there
it made her feel guilt
when life threw her a tilt
making her to compute out her lair

Mom Jeans

Oh why do we obssess on Obama
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its ridiculous to some
that we look at his bum
and liken his jeans to his mama