There once was a mom named of joy
Who had these great kids one's a boy
She left her wee lass
In Madtown for class
So now she just has chips ahoy.

Foxy business

There is this guy name of Glenn Beck
To watch hims a pain in the neck
He sputters and spews
It ain't quite the news
leaves me shakin my head, what the heck!

MOFO PLUS LOANS

Plus loans are supposed to be easy
Not bring you right down to your kneesy
A minute itty blip
should not make them flip
But now they have made me quite queasy.

nerdorama

I like to believe I am cheeky
That no thing on me's hide n seeky
But sadly I goes
To scifi for shows
Proving that this here girl is just geeky

Inappropriate

There once was this man named of Clinton
Who's charitable efforts weren't knittin'
he freed two write girls
but my mind does twirls
About lecherous thoughts, I'm just hintin'

Ignorant Tea

There is this here group that will claim
That if you're not them you are lame
they say they are right
yet left has more sight
Their behaviour oh my its a shame!

Acid reflux

There once was a woman quite sturdy
Who seemed indestructibly nerdy
logic and sense
no to the fence
Brought down by her bout with the g.e.r.d.-y.