nerdorama

I like to believe I am cheeky
That no thing on me's hide n seeky
But sadly I goes
To scifi for shows
Proving that this here girl is just geeky

Inappropriate

There once was this man named of Clinton
Who's charitable efforts weren't knittin'
he freed two write girls
but my mind does twirls
About lecherous thoughts, I'm just hintin'

Ignorant Tea

There is this here group that will claim
That if you're not them you are lame
they say they are right
yet left has more sight
Their behaviour oh my its a shame!

Acid reflux

There once was a woman quite sturdy
Who seemed indestructibly nerdy
logic and sense
no to the fence
Brought down by her bout with the g.e.r.d.-y.

Its crazy sometimes when you think
The stuff that the employees drink
free is so nice
sates such a vice
But it makes you not be in the pink.

Football

There once was a game way up there
Some folks that I knew did prepare
to have a good time
hence why the rhyme
That she stays down here in despair.

Financial craptitude

She once worked a study so horrid
Her face it was red it was florid
But she persevered
Even if it was weird
Now her hatred of it is quite torrid.