Been a long time...

The woman she sat on her bed
Thinking back at the life she has led
She shivered and grinned
Some righteous some sinned
But most of it done in her head

the blue flame

The car wouldn't start thats for real
She said as she eye lined with teal
They towed it away
to the car repair bay
The cost of repair made her squeal.

There's a bathroom in need of some grout
Said the man of the house with a shout
So the woman stepped in
Before plucking her chin
So now there's no reason to pout.

Turk-a-riffic!!

So we ate all the turkey and tators
Washed all the dishes and platers
and now in a daze
a pie stupor glaze
Till we cook it again yet much laters.

There once was a mom named of joy
Who had these great kids one's a boy
She left her wee lass
In Madtown for class
So now she just has chips ahoy.

Foxy business

There is this guy name of Glenn Beck
To watch hims a pain in the neck
He sputters and spews
It ain't quite the news
leaves me shakin my head, what the heck!

MOFO PLUS LOANS

Plus loans are supposed to be easy
Not bring you right down to your kneesy
A minute itty blip
should not make them flip
But now they have made me quite queasy.